Ever wondered why certain words were initially coined? What purpose they actually serve? Take the word 'raunchy', for example: a rascally bit of language that allows a prudish writer to indicate something sexy, or dirty, without ever having to lower the tone, or get their feet err wet. It's the kind of word your old nan might use, either that or 'bawdy', maybe even 'randy' (if she was feeling particularly boisterous). With that being said, here's a big old list of outrageously raunchy comedies. It's probably not the best idea to read this one at work chaps, but look on the bright side: if anyone catches on to your nasty habits, it'll probably all end up in some kind of hilarious 'reveal' followed by a chaotic, office-wide orgy. So sayeth the sex comedy movie.
Hollywood Hot Tubs (1984) The Comedy: So gloriously ridiculous it deserves its own section at the video store, Hollywood Hot Tubs follows a teen who is forced to work for his uncles hot tub company when he gets in trouble with the police. The Sex: Two words: grandma orgy. Which is Best?
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The comedy, because the weird sex is just too much to handle. EuroTrip (2004) The Comedy: When he gets dumped, Scott goes on a tour of Europe looking for the perfect woman. Yes, this is the one with the Matt Damon cameo. The Sex: The terrifying Amsterdam S&M encounter is a particular highlight. Which is Best? The comedy, all because of Matt Damon.
Vinnie Jones, not so much. Sex Drive (2008) The Comedy: Eighteen-year-old graduate Ian (Josh Zuckerman) goes on a road trip with his best buds in order to meet a girl hes been sexting online.
The Sex: Theres a surprisingly dirty encounter with the Amish, which sure peaked our interest. Which is Best? The rest of the plotline is super-predictable, even if it has its charms. Revenge Of The Cheerleaders (1976) The Comedy: Rival cheerleaders put away the pom-poms and get the claws out when they come face-to-cherub-face with one another. And yes, that is The Hoff up there. The Sex: Not so much sex as clothes-ripping and bra-baring, but near enough - especially given all the throaty screams going on.
Which is Best? The unintentional humour, which comes courtesy of some truly atrocious acting. Meet Monica Velour (2011) The Comedy: Awkward teenager Tobe (Dustin Ingram) sets out to meet his favourite 80s porn star Monica Velour (Kim Cattrall) when he discovers shes putting on a show. The Sex: Cattrall strips during a sad pole dance show, then strips Tobe during an off-camera shagathon.
Which is Best? The comedy, which is far funnier than the sex. Preppies (1984) The Comedy: Its a Playboy Channel Presentation. If that doesnt get you laughing, nothing will. The Sex: Three geekazoids have their plans to pass an exam and inherit a fortune ruined by their bondage-loving bro, who hires party girls to distract them. Which is Best? Because, frankly, the comedys often flat as a run-over turd.
Meatballs 3 (1986) The Comedy: A dead porn star (Sally Hot Lips Kellerman) has to help a geek lose his V-plates before she can rest in peace. The Sex: Shannon Tweed oozes it while wearing very little.
Which is Best? The comedy premise, which sounds like something John Hughes dreamed up. Cave Girl (1985) The Comedy: Rex gets catapulted back through to time and finds himself in an era of cave men and (hurray!) cave girls. The Sex: She cant speak a word, but cave girl Eba knows all about carnal pleasure. As Rex soon finds out.
Which is Best? Theyre both as gloriously silly. Private Resort (1985) The Comedy: Johnny Depp and Rob Morrow hide from a jewel thief at a Miami resort, which, luckily for them, is heaving with bikini-clad lovelies. The Sex: Pervy aerobics, poolside snogs, bikini-removal-by-fish-pole, compulsive stripping.
This one has it all. Which is Best? The sex is less dated than the goofy comedy. Little Darlings (1980) The Comedy: A girlie-haired Matt Dillon plays Randy. And lives up to that moniker as he falls for the tomboyish Angel (Kristy McNichol), who proves to be anything but. The Sex: Topless scenes ahoy. Which is Best?
The latter, which makes up for some cringey romance and beautifully cheesy one-liners.
Welcome to Zula! Zula is a free-to-play online first person shooter. In Zula you will discover real unique locations as Istanbul, Northern Iraq and other places of the Middle East, as well as indoor maps. Ten maps are available for now, all of them have their own particularities and offer a unique challenge. You will totally immerse yourself in the world of Zula thanks to very realistic graphics.
As player, you will be able to choose between two different factions of fighters: Zula, a group of vigilantes misunderstood as an organized crime syndicate and Gladyo, an international paramilitary force that has infiltrated almost every military organization worldwide. The game has various game modes as for example Team Deathmatch, Capture the Flag, Free for All or Wanted, and new ones are on the way! Sixteen playable characters, inspired by popular TV heroes and with a unique background story, are available. In order to achieve an authentic feel, all character outfits and equipment are based on exact paramilitary specs.
Moreover, you will have the choice between more than 150 weapons and new ones are regularly added to the game as well as items. Enjoy all special features of this incredible shooter and do not forget about the mission system in which you will earn fabulous prizes. Play with your friends, improve your character skills, create a clan and participate in tournaments. Zula offers you a realistic experience like you have never seen before, so don’t miss your objective, come forth and prove your bravery! 12:00 Hello everybody, Take a look to all the information regarding the events what we are going to carry out during the week: In the left column you can see the weapons we will send each day of the week. In the central column you have the information about the bonuses that will be applied each day depending of the game modes. In the right column you will find the different tournaments that will take place during the week, either for you to participate or to watch the streamings.Date: (00:00 CEST) - (23:59 CEST) IMPORTANT: The boosters don't affect the calculation of the ZP earned for the mission.
Objectives and Rewards: - Earn 10.000 ZP - AWP (3 days) + ZP Booster 30% (3 days) - Earn 20.000 ZP - Zeynep Yilmaz (2 days) + Elena Terentjeva (2 days) + Fateh (2 days) - Earn 40.000 ZP - Sabotage Kit 50% (3 days) - Earn 60.000 ZP - AK-47 Deck - Earn 80.000 ZP - 5 Bronze Key - Earn 100.000 ZP - 5 Silver Keys - Complete all previous objectives - 4 Golden Keys For this Friday we bring you something very special! Our GM will be on EU-1 Server 8 from 11:00 AM (CET) to play with all of you! They will create different rooms with some GMs on each room.
When a match ends, they will go out to the lobby and one of them will tell you the new server where they will create the new room to play. The 3 players with more kills on each match will receive 5.000 Zula Gold. The rooms will be called GM EVENT! RULES VERY IMPORTANT: When a player wins a match he will not be able to play again on the event! Meaning you can only win time in the GM EVENT.If an user creates rooms with this name to distract other players, he will be banned permanently.There should be a GM on the room, if not the room is not the official one. If a player break one of this rules he won't receive any reward. Winners and Rewards from the Competitive Mode: These are the players that reached the top 20 and will get a reward: Fight to reach the top this week and get a great reward!